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May. 31st, 2010

jiricomputerover--by me


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I'm supposed to be working on a fanfic. I took a hiatus from my RP so I could work on it. I want to get it done quickly.

Then I discovered tabbed clicking on GPX+ and am spending hours a day on there.

My fanfic remains unworked on.


Nov. 15th, 2009



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So I wrote some fanfic in the POV of a teenager with the mouth of a sailor giving commentary on being stuck in an asylum cell with an insane cellmate that explains how the commentator is going to be horribly violated and sold for a pack of smokes, prison-style. With 'fuck' in every sentence in some way or another.

I wrote it on my school laptop and accidentally hit 'print' instead of 'save', because the buttons are right next to each other.

It printed off at my high school without my knowledge.

One of my teachers picked it up, saw it was mine, and then gave it to my math teacher, whom I adore and who now definitely judges me over it.

Now the entire staff and office personnel know I write with a 'voice' like a drunken sailor, and since the narrator has rage issues, are convinced that I'm going to snap one of these days and shoot up the school or just stab someone in RAEG, a la Luigi Largo. They're referring me to the counselor, who is probably going to call my parents, who are probably going to finally figure out that I have an entire self-written cache on ff.net of hardcore slash, one memorable fic being noncon snuff.


Oct. 26th, 2009

oh please, batman


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Some time ago, I did my periodical interest search for fandom comms to join, and came across a brand-new comm devoted to an obscure pairing I'd been secretly shipping. Excited that I wasn't alone anymore, I joined, looking forward to having people to fangirl with. That very night, a new episode aired, centered around one half of the ship being spectacularly killed off. FML

Sep. 8th, 2009



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I took a break from writing my naughty L/Light slash fic to browse YouTube. I stumbled upon some video with Zac Efron in it. I watched about two seconds, and was like "meh." So I got back to writing my story.

And I just got a visual of Zac Efron going down on L.

It won't go away.


Aug. 29th, 2009

[boots] were made for walking


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I usually write my fics by hand before typing them up. Today, my mom borrowed a notebook from my room and stumbled upon a piece of very explicit, violent, noncon gay porn, from a fandom she's familiar with. FML.

Aug. 24th, 2009

Educator At Work


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I think one of my former students discovered my fic journal.

They probably didn't need to know that the crazy old lady who teaches math also writes amateur gay porn involving cartoon characters from their childhoods.


Jul. 18th, 2009

To cool for school


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A day or two ago my boyfriend came to visit me at work. We had lunch together, talked about this and that, and then (out of nowhere) he dropped the comment of "Oh, and yes, I will go to the next Harry Potter movie with you." sounding ever so entertained.

I had to bite my tongue to keep giving the knee jerk reaction to asking why he thought I wanted to see the movie with him, he's not a fan.


Bonus; I realized recently I broke up with my last boyfriend because, bottom line, when we were talking about our hobbies he said in a weirded out tone - "You don't write fanfic though, right?"

I have my priorities.

Jul. 6th, 2009



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I just figured out who to pair together on Make it or Break it only to realize that it's an ABC Family show and the chances of Payson and Marty getting together and exploding in fandom are higher then Payson and any other girl. That's failed pairing #35  to add to my evergrowing list of shipping... in a row.


Jun. 29th, 2009


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Today, I was posting some fic I'd written to my writing journal. It was going fine until five minutes after I posted it, I realized I'd forgotten to change the pairing in the fic header I'd copied and pasted from my last fic. I can only hope no one noticed. Fuck my fandom life.

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