The conversation eventually rolled around to the movieverse - Alfons Heiderich/Ed, to be specific, and, as usual, we started goofing around, telling stories about the characters, mostly ridiculous crack, and, looking back upon one of the things I'd said, I realized that there were DEFINITE Elricest implications.
Which is the one ship I just can't ship. Ever.
I'm going to beat myself up forever over this. FML.